So today is my 40th Birthday! The Big 4-0! AAAK! Who'd have thought I'd spend it swimming in Lake Geneva, Switzerland from a little "beach" in Vevey (home of Nestle!)? Not me, I assure you. A wonderful day but uneventful as I didn't tell my friends it was my birthday until well into the evening. Next year it's champagne bottles a' poppin' under the Eiffel Tower! When they did find out, my friend's sister gave me a chocolate milk cow candle and yes, it smells like chocolate milk! Only in Switzerland... So in honor of “women over 40” (of which I am now one by just a few minutes!!!), a wonderful tribute from, of all people, Andy Rooney! Enjoy...
Andy Rooney on Women over 40
"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can getaway with it.
Women over 40 are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.”
ANDY ROONEY
It's a great essay, but according to Snopes.com which pursues urban legends, it appears to be based on work written by Frank Kaiser of Clearwater, FL -- it definitely was not penned by Andy Rooney. See this URL: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp and http://www.suddenlysenior.com/praiseolderwomen.html
Still, it's great to celebrate being a woman over 40!
Cheers,
"Creekside Deb"
Posted by: Deb | Sunday, 25 November 2007 at 02:14 PM